Think of something big.
Now double it.
Now roll it down a snow covered mountain, so that it grows and grows, to about one and a half times the size it was after you doubled it.
Now chuck sticks and branches at it, so they stick. Keep doing that with mud, toys, garden furniture, whatever you can get your hands on. Just keep it growing. Make it 270% bigger still.
Following? Now, imagine that thing getting pregnant to Godzilla.
This email is about as big as the baby that would result from that pregancy, after it’s grown up. It's big.
First, there’s a clinic THIS WEEK. The seniors are at home, so please park out the back. But that's just the beginning.
NEXT WEEK is the Round Robin. So, if you’ve got a Grade 2/3 kid, there’ll be no clinic that day. It’ll be replaced with a huge day of modified rules games, down at South Croydon. You WILL regret missing this if you don’t go! I’ll be ringing around. Seriously, this day is massive, and it’s fantastic. Please, get yourself along.
The round robin costs us, so we collect some sponsors if we can. The cost is $75, and you get to be in the official game day record. It’s seen by hundreds of people on the day. Guaranteed. All I need is you business card, and your dough, by next Wednesday. I can only have 3 sponsors, and one spot is gone to the wonderful Dog Grooming By Jacqui.
The biggest news of the week though (cos it’s the first time you’ve heard it), is the announcement of the first ever East Ringwood Auskick Holiday clinic!
We are going to have a clinic on Monday the 9th of July, in the school holidays. There’s no Saturday clinics during the hols, but we thought we’d try one during the week, as an activity you can take your kids to when they say “Muuuumm . . . . . I’m boooooored”.
It’ll start at 10.30am. There’ll be the normal Auskick footy drills, followed by a free sausage sizzle. We’ll have people there from the senior club, as well as AFL Victoria. It’d be great to see as many of you as we can. Fiona's going to run the show, and we're bussing some kids in from Croydon to participate. They're kids from immigrant families, that are interested in playing a bit of footy. This is a great opportunity for us to make them welcome, and to meet some new people. Get behind it!
See, I told you it was big. Big as this